December 4, 2009 - December 10, 2009
Volume XII, Issue 36
In This Issue...

911

Around Aptos

Crimebeat

Driving Impaired: The Costs & Consequences

How Fast Was I Reclining, Offisher?
Education

Health

Newsmakers


How Fast Was I Reclining, Offisher?
Drunk driving laws were first adopted in the U.S. in 1910. However, people before and since have found creative ways of driving drunk, and often not in automobiles.

One of the most oft-repeated stories is of Franklin Pierce who, while serving as president of the United States (1853-57), is alleged to have run over an elderly woman with his carriage while drunk. And according to Mental Floss magazine, Paul Revere's ride only became public and boisterous after he stopped over at the house of a rum distiller friend for a few brewskis.

The subsequent cries of defiance from horseback for which he gained fame were heard by the British redcoats, who detained the drunken silversmith for an hour before he was released to rouse Sam Adams and John Hancock.

DUI laws have necessarily been broadened far beyond the operation of customary motor vehicles. A few years ago a latter-day Paul Revere in Oakland was arrested for drunk driving when he stole a horse and caused its death by riding it into the path of an oncoming truck.

Or take the Milwaukee man who recently was picked up for driving a golf cart 40 miles down the highway towards home (he'd had 10 beers).

Or the California man who stole a motorized shopping cart from Wal-Mart and drove it down the fast lane of a major roadway. Or the legions of drunk driving arrests of lawn mower operators.

However, top honors go to the Minnesota man who was snagged with a 0.29 BAC while driving his custom motorized La-Z-Boy. The chair was decked out with stereo, cup holders, steering wheel and power antenna, as well as a National Hot Rod Association sticker on its headrest.

The operator crashed it into another vehicle near the bar he had just departed. The chair was subsequently sold at auction for more than $10,000.

Maybe we should borrow an idea from Turkey, where drunk drivers are taken 20 km out of town and forced to walk back.

 

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